Don’t Touch My Sh*t or I’ll Kill Your Family
Tick, tick, tick, tick…Yup, we’re still waiting for something about football to happen…
Lucky for us, the Buffalo Bills coaching staff has provided the proper amount of jackassery to make writing an article worthwhile.
In case you haven’t heard, the Bills’ offensive line coach Aaron Kromer went all Florida on a couple of teenagers on a Florida beach last weekend. As the report goes, the two victims borrowed two beach chairs from the Kromer residence without his permission to use while they were fishing from the beach. Eyewitnesses then saw Kromer proceed down to the beach and begin berating the children about said chairs. Kromer then became so enraged that he punched one of the kids in the chest and threw him to the ground. He then proceeded to sit on the boy’s chest while he screamed that if they ever dared sit in his chairs again, he would kill the boy’s entire family.
Well this certainly seems like the type of well-balanced individual that the NFL needs to be associated with. I for one think he should be promoted to the head of the league’s PR office and be the face of their new public awareness campaign that tells kids not to stand for being disrespected. This is the only real way to put the nastiness of that deflated football business behind us.
That’s all. Have a great day.
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